No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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