it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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