My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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