Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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