They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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