I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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