That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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