why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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