Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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