I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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