I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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