Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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