i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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