Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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