I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I love you.
Bad choice
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