Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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