I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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