oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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