I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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