Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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