question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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