Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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