Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
wow bdsm is so cute
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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