Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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