i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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