What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
i've created a new STD.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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