It's Friday. Sex?
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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