So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
