Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
it was like eating out sand paper
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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