She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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