Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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