I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
Randomize
