So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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