did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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