in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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