I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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