Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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