i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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