He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
ok first of all what the fuck
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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