he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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