yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
