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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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