Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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