i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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