just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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