hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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