Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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