I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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