Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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