I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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