Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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