Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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