I just saw a hot homeless man
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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