I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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