So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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