who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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