if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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